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The Pruno, or prison wine, is an alcoholic beverage of prison vintage that has painstakingly crafted from the best apples, oranges, prunes, and other fruit that comes through prisons, with essences of bread, candy, milk, sugar, and ketchup; all in all, a continuation of the great tradition of winemaking existing in our penal system.
Nowadays, many people keep asking themselves what kind of decent wine can come out of ingredients like that, people keep asking the right question: pruno is, quite simply, prison rotgut that tastes like a pile old sweat socks that’s been left in a prison bathroom for decades.
Does prison wine get you drunk?
But even though its flavor is reminiscent of Mad Dog 20/20 and “is like drinking the nastiest sweet and sour margarita but with bread in there and orange,” according to Crouch, it does the job of getting you drunk and is the perfect way to pass a couple hours in the yard